Malinbois Classifieds

(Last update: 27/2/96)

(this page written by Richard Peaty - you know, the mad one)

(Oi, watch it Andy, after all you don't have to be mad to work here...)

MALINBOIS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Disclaimer: Malinbois Classifieds can in no way be held responsible for any loss of sanity that may result from reading these advertisements...

Items for the Modern Magus

(After Callidus' untimely transmutation into a fleshy blob of vis...)

I don't think that Callidus will look like that for too long; actually it depends on who gets his vis at Winter. I can just see Fionn's new Verditii Mark 1 Emulator for his Talisman, compatible with DOOS 5.1 (Druid Occult Operating System) and Speculum '32...

NEW, For the Druid who's in charge. Update your old, pre-schism talisman, get a head start on the other Houses (Namely Tytalus, Tremere and Flambeau).

Have YOU ever wanted to construct Verdi contending artifacts? NOW it IS possible with the CALLIDUS Mark 1, Super Blob 1200. This state-of-the-art Verditus Emulator is made from high quality Magus remains, freeze packed by Trolls and crafted using magic in the way that only a Verditus can. Or could, now that YOU can buy your own.

YES, for the small price of living at Malinbois, and a surcharge of 36 Pawns of Vim Vis to the Disceptater, YOU can have your very own Super Blob 1200.

Please note - This offer is limited to current stocks, so buy it while you can. No credit is allowed, bank drafts from the Royal Bank of Fionn only accepted with the appropriate amount in pawns.
We reserve the right to take all your vis and magical items, and then March you. Your statutory rights are affected.

The Super Blob 1200 is compatible with DOOS 5.1, Speculum '32, and the Super Pig Magus-Emulator from Giant Borgle BPHB.

Callidus Mark 1, Super Blob 1200, The Royal Bank of Fionn, Super Pig, DOOS 5.1, Speculum '32 and Giant Borgle BPHB are all registered trademarks of Fionn mac Mathgen mac Diarmait mac Tristan mac Fionn mac Fal...

Taxidermists Required

WANTED - Skilled Taxidermist, with experience in Reptiles (esp. Snakes) and Wolves. Also must be able to wield a weapon to min/maxed potential, level 5 skill o.n.o. Apply via Redcap to Malinbois - Speculum No. 666.

Grogs Apply Here

Come to Sunny Provence, visit the Val du Seraque and its local inhabitants. Close to the sea, it is set in a picturesque setting reflecting rural paganistic life, beset on all sides by Demons. Visit the famed Faerie forests and survive! Attack helpless mundanes and slaughter innocents! Join disguise classes and try for the prestigious `Miller of the Month' award (flour supplied).

Remember to visit Saint Jean-Pierre at the Valetudinarium and view the Demonic artifacts on display.

Santare Hill - For the adventure of a (short) lifetime!

Calling all Quaesitores

WANTED - Crooked Quaesitor. Must be able to handle Flambeau, and Tytali under pressure. Specialists in revoking Wizards Marches are preferred. Apply in secret to F. 2nd floor Lab, North Tower, Malinbois Covenant.

Storyguide Needed

WANTED - Kind hearted and generous storyteller. Must be willing to give out lots of vis and promise not to bring the world to an end in a few years time. Good ability with Scribe Adventures essential, and no demons or faerie regios please.

Major Take-over at Malinbois

NEWS FLASH - The Tribunal of Provence was rocked today as share prices plummeted following the statement made by members of House Guernicus last Redcap. Tens of Magi rushed to sell their stocks in the Royal Bank of Fionn amid fears of an imminent March. The HVTI one hundred pawn recovered late yesterday when an anonymous covenant aided the RBF by investing over one Queen of Vis in it. More news as it happens.

This is Laurent of House Mercere, live from Malinbois Covenant.

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