The Giant Borgle

(Master of the Joke Empyrean)

(this page written by Richard Peaty)

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A cross between a human, a boar and an eagle, this bizzare creature makes a strange squoinking sound. Otherwise known as Graham, he was the first to challenge the power of GOD. It is hypothesised that he draws his power from some mysterious realm known as the Joke Empyrean...

Basic Stats

Characteristics

• Int: N/A
• Per: -5
• Str:
• Stm: +6
• Prs: +/-2 (?)
• Com: -1/-3 (Piercing Voice)
• Dex:
• Qik: -5

Personality Traits

• Confident: -3
• Cruel: +10
• Naive: +4
• Gullible: +1
• Belligerant: +2
• Smug: +18

Virtues and Flaws

• Shapeshifter +5
• No Heart +5
• Invulnerable to Reason +4
• Exceptional Ability (Insistant) +3
• Exceptional Talent (Alter Reality) +2
• Thick Skinned +2
• Lack of Respect -1
• Susceptible to Mistakes -1
• Social Handicap (Belching) -1
• Driving Goal (Mastering belching) -1
• Compulsion (Must beat people to the rule book page) -1
• Bad Expression -2
• Deep Sleeper -2
• Susceptible to Cliches -2
• Reputation (Incompetant) -3
• Susceptible to Corruption -4
• (General) Plagued -5

Abilities

• Area Lore -3
• Astral Travel (Out of his head) 6
• Belching (At any time) 4
• Bestiality 7
• Cartography (Coloured pictures) 1
• Concentration -2
• Currency Lore -8
• Curry Attack (Flatulence) 4
• Delegate 25
• Drinking 21
• Echo (Songs) 6
• Guile (Collusion with alpha SG) 3
• Insistant 3
• Invisibility Attack 8
• Laugh Attack (Secret delight) 5
• Organisation -3
• Plagiurism 6
• Pointless Dice Rolling 4
• Procrastination 5
• Rules Lore -10
• Speak English (Bad sentence construction) -1
• Twilight Affinity 4

Death Tally

• Turbaton
• Seban
• Hassan
• Callidus